The Truth About Ana

Anything I left out...Is here

2005-12-01T15:31:00.000-08:00

Information n Shit
Name: Anala-Lulu Shayla Remmii
Age: 26
Sex: Female
Height: 5'
Weight: 98
Status: Im single...for now
Current Hometown: Wailuku
Place of birth: Wailuku...I was the baby you stalked wearing the Minnie Mouse Bikini
Eye Color: Greenish, Blueish, Yellowish
Hair Color: Black/ Dark Brown
Nail Color: Lime Green
Skin Color: Im pretty pale for some one in the sun all the tiem (yay for sun screen)
Favorites
Color: as of now, since im going color blind id say pink! lol
TV Show: Beavis and Butt-head, Jackass, Viva La Bam, Wildboyz, Biker Build-off, and American Chopper, Surf Comps.
Food: Coconut muffins!
Animal: Koala and dingo! haha it ate your baby!
Saying/Word: It takes two to pleasure one
Clothing Store: Quicksilver Shop, and the navy base...they have a lot of surf shit
Band/Singer: The Offspring, Dead Kennedys, The Vandals, The Ramones, The Clash, Sex Pistols, Early Rancid, Early Green Day ,ect.
Song as of Now: Pay the Man-The Offspring
Thing I have Been called: Like nick names I guess you mean- Ana, Penny, Lu, Remi, Sha Sha, La La, Lilli, Shay, Duct Tape, The String, and Spork
I love to: Surf, Sleep, Snowboard, Sleep, X-Cross, Sleep, Skateboard, Sleep, and Listen to The Offspring, Sleep

Random old Fuck

Nicknames: I just did this, what the fuck...see above lol
What I eat, every day: Food
Do I exercise: Yuppers a lot too
Hate them: Preps
Love them: Punks, Noodles, Dexter, and duct tape cravers
Fuck Them: I'd fuck one of my old friends.....a couple of them actually
Brush your teeth: Not now, I jsut did a hour ago!
Shirt Size: X-Small, Small
Bra Size: DD
Pant Size: 2-3
Shoe Size: 7

Interesting day today....

2005-12-01T14:29:00.000-08:00

Today was a very eventful day indeed! All I did was sit around and wait for a phone call from my "former" employer, Ace, hes a great guy, he works for the air lines. I quit my job as a flight attendent a few years ago so I could surf more...yeah stupid i know, but i was worth it...totally...Well anyways some of the requirments that I did meet were:

Under 125 pounds
Calm in certain situations
Have been trained in the previous 3 years
Has worked for the same airlines
Can speak in 10 or more different commonly used Languages

And there are also some i did not meet:

Trained to control a plain in hostal sitiuations
Trained Recently (new requirments)
Dress in proper apperal
No drinking
Avaliable on Holidays

I have to work at the ones I did fail or what ever, but i still got the job, its from Hawaii to Australia which is really nice, I start next summer, and I still am able to keep my job in customizations and at the surf shop...and hopefully find myself a new man lol

J. Bro

2005-11-28T16:08:00.000-08:00

Okay, here is the whole story behind my brothers nick name: After our parents died, we both go sent to the same orphange in a local town near Wailuku in Maui Hawaii. Well we ended up getting split up unfortunatly, but we keep tabs with each other. He got sent to Honolulu and I was in LA, later on my family decided they wanted to move to Honolulu, after my foster parents (Will and Kara) renuined there vowls or whatever and went on a honeymoon there, they jsut thought it was the most beautiful place ever and they loved the beach (although neither of them surf, but i have since i was 4 1/2 so it all worked out.) I knew my brother was down there, and evidentaly they didnt because they never said a thing about him to me. I did right him about a month before we were moving to tell him the good news. He wrote back ( and this is the exact quote): "That so kicks ass dude, you know you would really like one of my buddies I got down here, he is older, yeah, but he is so rad. Ana, dude your going to flip...im honeslty going to tell you if you do go to this school, really only probably less than half the people here surf." And you kno that was pretty sad for a Hawaiian school, thats really the most you expect. So eyah on moving day, I was sitting in the back of the van with my two foster sisters and one foster brother and thought "How are these preppy kids going to mesh into the school there, i mean they know nothing about surfin and shit, they come from a prep school in Beverly Hills!" Well...to speed things up a bit, it was the first day there, he introduced me to all of his friends and stuff and then this guy he kept tell me about, he was a drop out, 19 years old, and the janitor in training kinda guy. Well i hung out with my bro and all his friends but word got around about me and I became, *sigh* on of the popular girls, and yes I was on the cheerleading team, but that was to keep in shape for surfing and boarding...so every one that really didnt know his name refured to him as Janny's Brother, and yeah I decided to shorten it up to make it sound cooler and shit...so it was J. Bro, and people kinda got i, but his friend, The janitor, that cause he was amongst the brotherhood of the janitors...kinda a weird and long confusing story but hey, its always popular in the fashion that its so nerdy.

Call me Ana

2005-11-28T15:05:00.000-08:00

Anywho...this is the basic stuff about me...really what fun shit to read

Name: Anala, Penelope... What ever one
Nick Names: Duct Tape, Ana, Lu, Janny, Penny, and Skiz
POB: I was born in Maui, Wailuku, Hawaii
DOB: December 3, 1978
Weight:99.7
Height:5'
Eye Color:Greenish Yellowish Blueish
Skin Color: Pale...I use a shit load of sunscreen
Hair Color: Dark Brown/Black
Nationality: Hawaiian
Size Shoe: 7
Pets: Chihuahua-Sid
Sports: Surfing, Snowboardin, and Skateboarding
Intrests: Surfing, The Offspring, Noodles, Music, Punk, Jello Biafra
Hobbies: Surfing, Noodles, Pun-Rock, the Internet, Customizations
Status: single (Fiance's death was in 2000)
Drink: Beer!
Food: Salad!
Snack: I dont liek to snack it makes me fat!
Clothes: Surf stuff and really old random band shirts
Style: Surfer-girl gone punk
Do you Drink: Umm...Duh
Do you Smoke: Yup
Are you a Virgin: No
Have you ever done drugs: Drugs are bad mmkay!
Your Goals:To meet The Offspring
Siblings: One Bro...J. Bro nick name is a long story
Recent Job(s): Flight Attendant (Honolulu to Australia), Bartender
Current Job(s): Customizations, and Sals Surf Stop

So yeah thats me...Next post is going to be basically all pictures....oh but before that, the story behind my brothers nick name...

The Secret Behind Ana...

2005-11-28T14:42:00.000-08:00

Okay heres the deal...I have to sets of names...yeah i know weird and kinda a british thing to do, but im not british and the reason im like this is because my foster parents changed my name...my real name that my birth parents gave me is:

Anala-Lulu Shayla Remmii
(serious to god that is my middle name...my parents were hawaiian and they had a surf store called Lulu's Surf Shack)

And the one my foster parents gave me is:

Penelope Lillian Wellington

Sooner or later in the next month my best guy friend J. Bro is going to take me to the DMV or what ever in California to get my Name legally changed back to Anala-Lulu Shayla Remmii because basically that is the last thing that I had that my birth parents gave me. My current name is jsut to richy rich, yeah I have a rcih foster family, and they adopted me but I dont really think they had the right to change my name.